I simply cannot this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere get more info a herd of chickens came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe that just occurred. Seriously, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?